For starters, Taylor, doesn't need to be a douchebag. Second, the most valuable comment is:
More than anything this tells me the tails cut went too deep. If that is in fact the case (and god knows there are so many whiskey "experts" out there, Taylor evidently being one of them) then his other comments have merit. However, I have never, ever heard of "puddle water". That's him trying to be cute. Reviews like this couldn't be less helpful.